Kobe Bryant's vanity website, kb24.com, seems to be going through some server troubles, with unintentionally hilarious results. There's a section called "The Truth" where Kobe writes ordinarily banal things and signs his posts Strength and Honor, Mambo.
Yes, he calls himself Mambo. It's like Babe Ruth writing his grocery list and signing it The Sultan of Swat.
But given the latest twists in the Laker soap opera this week, the truth is apparently in short supply:
Incidentally, I immediately took to Kobe's closing and have begun to sign my office memos the same way:
Dear Delores,
We are out of pens. We are also running low on office whiskey and the canary-colored legal pads which are easy on my eyes. Could you visit the supply closet and stop at the liquor store on the corner on your way back? There's a 10 spot in it for you.
Strength and Honor,
Granbo
Edit: Ha, and now it's back. Thank God I saved a screenshot.
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